How This Works & What To Expect
Be Nice
The essence of my expectations: don’t be a jerk. I think that’s reasonable, don’t you?
Are you new to this? A little nervous? Much of this is obvious (like, don't be a jerk), but there are protocols you might not know.
Even if you've done this before, read on.
I have put a great deal of effort into introducing myself and to show you that I am real. I expect a glimmer of the same from you. Please include all your booking information when you introduce yourself.
Respect the laws of the State of Washington.
Explicit messages, fake info, boundary crossing, and dick pics = no date.
Deposits and Cancellations
I request a token deposit to reserve time for you. Preparing an appointment is an investment of both time and money. I cannot put forth this effort for unserious people who don't show up.
I offer an anonymous option for the deposit. More on that when we connect.
Unless I cancel, your deposit is non-refundable. If I cancel, I will refund you or transfer the deposit to a future date.
I also have a cancellation policy. Cancellations within 24 hours accrue a 50% cancellation fee. If you cancel the same day or no-show, 100% of my fee is due.
Travel requires more elaborate planning and 72 hours notice of cancellation.
Illness
If you are sick, stay home. I do not get paid time off. Cold, flu, or covid? Stay away for at least 14 days. I do the same when I get sick.
My cancellation fee still applies… BUT, I will apply it to our next date within 90 days, minus $100 for my own expenses. I'll expect a snapshot of your at-home covid/flu test.
Discretion and Privacy
If you’ve been paying attention, you know that our privacy is extremely important to me. I do everything I can to keep our communications private. Please keep your secret life a secret.
Beware the Cloud and iMessage across multiple devices.
I don’t require that you use Signal and Proton, but I highly recommend it. I also recommend the DuckDuckGo browser for your secret web surfing.
WhatsApp is not private. Telegram allows end-to-end encrypted chats, but it requires extra steps that most people don’t bother with. Signal is the obvious choice for privacy and reliability.
Our private business behind closed doors is just that: private. No cameras. No gossip. No explicit reviews. My incall location is nobody's business.
I do like discreet recommendations on sites like Private Delights or TNA. The big national site which shall not be named requires exaggerated, extremely explicit reviews that do you no favors, and which compromise my safety.
Need a reference? Please ask first.
What to Expect When We Meet In Person
I have a check-in system for gentlemen who come to see me. If you’ve done this before, you know this is standard protocol. Never, ever just show up.
Your tribute is a show of respect to me and my work. It is due upon arrival. Please have it ready, so I don’t have to ask for it. Cash or bitcoin.
Attempting to negotiate is beyond the pale.
Hygiene is important! I cannot overstate this. I will be freshly showered, and I expect the same of you. I have everything you need: a fresh towel, washcloth, a variety of soaps, mouthwash, and a clean spa robe. A proper scrub and a fresh mouth are not optional. Do not forget to wash your ass.
If I am coming to your hotel or home, I expect that you are freshly showered before I arrive. After handling money, elevator buttons, and whatnot, we will both wash our hands.
Some fantasies need preparation! I have a strict "no poop" rule, which I think is more than reasonable.
I normally forgo fragrance, though some of my hair and skin care products are very lightly scented… not enough to rub off on you. If you are extremely sensitive I will happily accommodate.
If you like perfume, I’d love to dip into my nice little collection. I promise not to engulf you in a cloud or singe your nose hairs.
I don’t mind if you wear fragrance, but please only a tiny spritz! Less is more.
We both have boundaries. I respect yours, so please respect mine. Our time together is special. I won’t allow it to be marred by disrespectful behavior.
I rarely drink, though I will share some wine with you at dinner. Please do not show up drunk or high as a kite. I don’t mind a little bit of cannabis, but all things in moderation.
I do not allow guns or other weapons in my space. If you carry, leave it behind. When I worked in New York City, this wasn’t an issue. But Washington has far more liberal gun laws, so I must address it. If I am coming to your place, I expect any weapons you may have will be properly stored in a safe.
If you cannot control your bad behavior — this includes refusal to wash, by the way — I will end our session without refund.