How This Works & What To Expect

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Play Nice

The essence of my expectations: don’t be a jerk. I think that’s reasonable, don’t you?

Newbies! Are you a little nervous? No worries. Much of this is obvious (like, don't be a jerk), but there are protocols you might not know.

Even if you've done this before, read on.

An Auspicious Start

Be the client I can't wait to see!

I put a great deal of effort into introducing myself and to show you that I am real. Won't you offer a glimmer of the same? Include all your booking information, and we can move forward.

Respect the laws of the State of Washington.

Vulgar messages, requests for sexual services, fake info, boundary crossing, and dick pics = no date.

Deposits

I request a token deposit to reserve time for you. I need a commitment to show you're serious. Anonymous is an option.

If the client cancels or compromises my safety, the deposit is non-refundable.

If I must cancel through no fault of yours, I will return your deposit with my apology, or transfer it to a future date

Cancellations

I also have a cancellation policy: 50% cancellation fee within 24 hours, 100% for same day or a no-show.

Travel requires more elaborate planning and at least 72 hours notice of cancellation.

Illness

If you are sick, stay home. I do not get paid time off.

Cold, flu, or COVID? Stay away for at least 14 days. I do the same when I get sick.

My cancellation fee still applies, *BUT* I will apply it to our next date within 90 days, minus $100 for my own expenses. In return, I expect a snapshot of your at-home covid/flu test.

Discretion and Privacy

I do everything I can to keep our communications private. Please keep your secret life a secret.

Beware the Cloud and iMessage across multiple devices.

I don’t require that you use Signal and Proton, but I highly recommend it. I also recommend the DuckDuckGo browser for secret web surfing.

Sorry, but WhatsApp is not private.

Need a reference? Please ask first.

Do not under any circumstances try to make a date via Niteflirt mail. I will immediately block you.

About Reviews

Our private business behind closed doors is just that: private. No cameras. No gossip. No explicit reviews. My incall location is nobody's business.

I do like discreet recommendations on sites like Private Delights or TNA. The big national site which shall not be named requires exaggerated reviews which compromise my safety.

When It's Time to Meet

I have a check-in system for gentlemen who come to see me. If you’ve done this before, you know this is standard protocol. Never, ever show up without checking in first.

Your tribute is a show of respect to me and my work, and is due upon arrival. Cash or Bitcoin.

You will bring the full amount. Attempting to negotiate is beyond the pale.

Proper Hygiene Is Essential

Hygiene is essential! I cannot overstate this. I will be freshly showered, and I expect the same of you. I have everything you need: a fresh towel, washcloth, a variety of soaps, mouthwash, and a clean spa robe. A proper scrub and a fresh mouth are not optional. Do not forget to wash your ass.

If I am coming to your hotel or home, I expect you to shower shortly before I arrive. Before intimate play, we both will wash our hands.

Penetration fantasies require special preparation. This is non-negotiable.

I usually forgo fragrance. If you are allergic/sensitive I will happily accommodate. If you like perfume, I'll wear just a little bit.

I don’t mind if you wear fragrance, but only a tiny spritz! Less is more.

Behavior and Safety

We both have boundaries. I respect yours, so please respect mine. Please do not ruin our special time with bad behavior.

Absolutely no rough play.

I rarely drink, though I will share some wine with you at dinner. Please do not show up drunk or high as a kite. I don’t mind a little cannabis, but know your limits. And no smoking at my place.

I do not allow guns or other weapons in my space. If you carry, leave it behind. If I am coming to your place, I expect any weapons you may have will be properly stored in a safe.

Behave badly and I will end the session without refund. This includes refusal to wash, by the way.

The TL;DR
  • Don’t be a jerk
  • My policies apply whether you read them or not
  • I collect a token deposit, and I have a cancellation policy
  • Cold? Flu? COVID? Wait 14+ days
  • Safeguard your secret life
  • Do not share private or explicit details
  • Check-in system for incall
  • Cash first, then play
  • Good hygiene is mandatory
  • Bad behavior = the date is over, no refunds