How This Works & What To Expect

Scroll to the bottom for the TL;DR

Be Nice

That is the essence of my expectations: don’t be a jerk. I think that’s reasonable, don’t you?

Newbies: are you a little nervous? No worries! Much of this is obvious (like, don't be a jerk), but there are protocols you might not know.

Even if you've done this before, read on.

If you're used to chaotic, unprofessional service, read on.

I have put a great deal of effort into introducing myself and to show you that I am real. I expect a glimmer of the same from you. Please include all your booking information when you introduce yourself.

Respect the laws of the State of Washington.

Explicit messages, fake info, boundary crossing, and dick pics = no date.

Deposits and Cancellations

I request a token deposit to reserve time for you. Preparing an appointment is an investment of both time and money. I need to know you're serious about showing up.

Anonymous is an option. More on that when we connect.

Unless I cancel, your deposit is non-refundable. If I cancel, I will refund you or transfer the deposit to a future date.

I also have a cancellation policy: 50% cancellation fee within 24 hours, 100% for same day or a no-show.

Travel requires more elaborate planning and at least 72 hours notice of cancellation.

Illness

If you are sick, stay home. I do not get paid time off. Cold, flu, or covid? Stay away for at least 14 days. I do the same when I get sick.

My cancellation fee still applies… BUT, I will apply it to our next date within 90 days, minus $100 for my own expenses. I'll expect a snapshot of your at-home covid/flu test.

Discretion and Privacy

If you’ve been paying attention, you know that privacy is important to me. I do everything I can to keep our communications private. Please keep your secret life a secret.

Beware the Cloud and iMessage across multiple devices.

I don’t require that you use Signal and Proton, but I highly recommend it. I also recommend the DuckDuckGo browser for your secret web surfing.

WhatsApp is not private. Signal is the obvious choice for privacy and reliability.

Our private business behind closed doors is just that: private. No cameras. No gossip. No explicit reviews. My incall location is nobody's business.

I do like discreet recommendations on sites like Private Delights or TNA. The big national site which shall not be named requires exaggerated reviews that do you no favors, and which compromise my safety.

Need a reference? Please ask first.

What to Expect When We Meet In Person

I have a check-in system for gentlemen who come to see me. If you’ve done this before, you know this is standard protocol. Never, ever just show up whenever you feel like it.

Your tribute is a show of respect to me and my work, and is due upon arrival. Cash or Bitcoin.

Attempting to negotiate is beyond the pale.

Hygiene is important! I cannot overstate this. I will be freshly showered, and I expect the same of you. I have everything you need: a fresh towel, washcloth, a variety of soaps, mouthwash, and a clean spa robe. A proper scrub and a fresh mouth are not optional. Do not forget to wash your ass.

If I am coming to your hotel or home, I expect you to shower shortly before I arrive. After handling money, elevator buttons, and whatnot, we both will wash our hands.

I have a strict "no poop" rule. Penetration fantasies require special preparation.

I normally forgo fragrance, though some of my hair and skin care products are very lightly scented… not enough to rub off on you. If you are extremely sensitive I will happily accommodate.

If you like perfume, I have a nice little collection. I promise not to engulf you in a cloud or singe your nose hairs.

I don’t mind if you wear fragrance, but please only a tiny spritz! Less is more.

We both have boundaries. I respect yours, so please respect mine. Our time together is special. Please don't spoil it with disrespectful behavior.

I rarely drink, though I will share some wine with you at dinner. Please do not show up drunk or high as a kite. I don’t mind a little cannabis, but know your limits. And no smoking at my place.

I do not allow guns or other weapons in my space. If you carry, leave it behind. If I am coming to your place, I expect any weapons you may have will be properly stored in a safe.

Behave badly and I will end the session without refund. This includes refusal to wash, by the way.

TL;DR
  • Don’t be a jerk, be nice
  • My policies apply whether you read them or not
  • I collect a token deposit, and I have a cancellation policy
  • Cold? Flu? COVID? Wait 14+ days
  • Safeguard your secret life
  • Do not share private or explicit details
  • Check-in system for incall meetings
  • Cash first, then play
  • Good hygiene is mandatory
  • Bad behavior = the date is over, no refunds