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An afternoon of sensual pleasure in our secret hideout. Dinner and dessert, free from time constraints. A vacation from everyday life.
What do you desire?
About Me
My heritage? An American jumble of European roots... but my eyes are 100% Irish. The genetic lottery awarded me an abundance of dark hair, ivory skin as soft as it looks, and thick thighs topped by a full, round, and eminently lovable bum.
No AI, no filter, only the real me. My figure is completely natural and free of tattoos. I wear light makeup to enhance my features, not change them.
Between my background in the arts, my bachelor degree, my (unfinished) master's, my ADHD, and my never-ending compulsion to explore esoterica, we’ll never run out of things to talk about over dinner.
A few of my favorite things: jazz clubs, quirky museums, elaborate gardens, opera, chamber music, alt-cabaret, SIFF, and the plethora of parks & stunning landscapes in my beautiful state of Washington.
I am not a party girl. If that is what you seek, seek elsewhere. I drink only on special occasions, like when you take me to dinner. Though I am cannabis-friendly, sorry, no smoking at my place.
If it's a girlfriend experience you seek, you're in the right place. For more insight to my style of service, visit my LiveJournal blog.
If you are like most gentlemen I meet, you are choosy. You carefully consider if the companion you see online is a good match in real life. You are thoughtful and kind in your communications. These are attractive qualities, and one the many reasons I love my job. I honor your booking by holding myself to a high standard.
I don't have a strict age cutoff, but if you were born this century, you're probably too young.
Do I look familiar? I lived and worked in New York City for many years before coming back home to Seattle.
Can't come to Seattle? Invite me! Do not wait for me to tour.
Born Before the Age of Oversharing
Absolute discretion assured. My experience and maturity ensure a romantic and private getaway. I have met CEOs, foreign dignitaries, and gentlemen from all sorts of military and 3-letter agencies. I know my part in this play.
I do not care for explicit reviews. A discreet recommendation is fine, but details of our private time together? Those are between us and us alone.
I have been vetted and verified by Preferred411 (#P2015) since 2006, based on my long-standing reputation for quality service.
I use Proton and Signal, and I highly recommend you do too. Sorry, but WhatsApp is not private.
Always, I have been independent, and manage my own bookings. No agent or personal assistant answers my email, just me. Have patience.
Serving Seattle, Bellevue, Redmond, Kirkland, Snohomish County, Tacoma, Olympia, Bellingham, Skagit County, the Gorge, and more!
